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For a limited time, just reserve a 6-pack on our first production run or buy some merch. And no, you can’t pay us in Doge coin. Yet
We're throwing parties and you're invited. Real-life meetups where we raise our glasses, toast to eccentricity, and let you taste new brews before they hit the shelves. It's like being a celebrity without the paparazzi.
Get your hands on our new products before anyone else. Because everyone likes to be first. Unless it's for jury duty.
Special brews only for our Dot-listers. Like knowing the secret handshake, but way tastier and significantly less awkward.
We occasionally play nice with others. When we do, you'll be the first to know. You can say things like "I was into it before it was cool", and actually mean it.